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Dina and Ali: 'Lindsay Is NOT Camping on Lesbos!'

by celebuzz on May. 15, 2008 06:22 PM / 5 Comments

Desperate stagemom Dina Lohan and her 14-year-old bachelor-party-worker-looking daughter Ali appear in a video on ExtraTV.com, speaking about Lindsay Lohan's lesbianism or lack thereof.

Dina and Ali are plugging their new E! reality show, Living Lohan, when the interviewer asks them to address the rumors of a relationship between Lindsay and her very close companion, celebrity DJ Samantha Ronson. Ronson has been photographed with a hickey recently, and unless she's been using the vacuum incorrectly, all signs point to her Paris-perusing pal Lindsay.

Lindsay's sister seemed repulsed by the question.

"They're best friends. They're just friends. It's pathetic what people say," she said.

Dina Lohan, however, didn't exactly deny the allegations.

"Samantha's an amazing girl," was her answer. An amazing girl who any sane woman would rush to pull out a dental dam for!

Dina also addressed the constant media scrutiny that the Lohan family courts endures.

"I've learned to just deal with it. It's so silly. We actually laugh about it now. It really does hurt, but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it," she says.

As for their show, Ali says, "My mom is just a regular mom trying to help her kids follow their dreams." Until the record skipped, and it was apparent Ali was lip-synching.

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“The dyke-de-jour in Hollywood these days is Lindsay Lohan, who has been rumored to be in a gay relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson for over a year now. Nothing has ever been made official, but the rumors heated up again when new pictures this week showed a hickey on Sams neck. But today, for the first time, there’s a picture of them actually hugging or cuddling or whatever the hell you wanna call this while having a romantic dinner in Paris. So is she gay? Oh golly, I’m on pins and needles, I just have to know, it's driving me mad. The doctor even thinks the reason I can't get an erection is because of all this stress.”

“Dina Lohan and her way too old-looking 14-year-old daughter Ali spoke to ExtraTV.com about their new reality show, Living Lohan. Talk turned to Lindsay Lohan, because that's the only reason to watch the show. I can't wait for when they show phone conversations Dina has with Lindsay, and a giant white arrow appears pointing to the phone and it reads "LINDSAY LOHAN!" That's going to be a sweeps week episode.

The Lohans deny that Lindsay is in a lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson. Well, Ali denied it. Because there's nothing more disgusting to a 14-year-old girl than some bulldyke making out with the big sister that she idolizes. Give it time. She's already jacked Lindsay's beatdown hooker swagger. Pretty soon she's going to find a lesbian DJ of her own.

"They're best friends. They're just friends. It's pathetic what people say," Ali said.

Dina merely says that "Samantha's an amazing girl." So she's not even trying.

The Lohans also explain their reasoning behind their show as an attempt "to set the record straight as to who we are as people." We already have that figured out, thanks.”

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schawkvalue 1 yr 6 mos ago
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Dina Lohan scares me. Hate to meet her in a dark alley...
lisatee 1 yr 6 mos ago
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Now they can get married.
kkblumush 1 yr 6 mos ago
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i have been hearing for a long time that Lindsay's a lesbian. this inst surprising. and if Dina was my mom and my dad was that crazy dude... i would probably have a lot of issues to work out.
blondebomb33 1 yr 6 mos ago
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Her husky voice was the first sign.
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