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Dina Lohan's Reality Series Is Really Sickening

by celebuzz on May. 20, 2008 01:02 AM / 3 Comments

In her new E! reality series, Living Lohan, Dina Lohan's marketing herself as "One Tough Mother," in the vein of a Sharon Osbourne. "The lion protects her cubs," she tells the camera. However, her poor parenting would indicate that the only likeness she bears to said lioness would probably be the golden mane of weave she has attached to her vacant skull and her French-manicured talons.

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“There is a little introduction to the show where Dina, trying to look like she's asking for your sympathy says, "Ali just loves this business, and unfortunately, I have to manage her."

Okay, we all know Dina is queen of the stage moms. You can't fool us that you aren't thrilled with Ali's aspirations by throwing in the word "unfortunately." Cue clip from the show.

Why is Dina letting Ali see the alleged photos of Lindsay? Remember these? It's fine to be open about it, talk about it, but to put them in front of your child's face?

According to Mom of the Year Dina, it's acceptable.”

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“It's a new reality TV show documenting the daily lives of Lindsay Lohan’s family, with most of the focus being on manager mother Dina and Lindsay’s little sister, Ali. Here are some choice quotes from the Lohan clan:

Dina: “Ali just loves this business and unfortunately, I have to manage her.”

Ali: “I want to be just like my sister, Lindsay.”

Dina: “It’s a big game of chess, and it’s our move. Bring it on, let’s go.””

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notobsessed 1 yr 6 mos ago
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“Ali just loves this business and u fortunately, I have to manage he r.”

BARF!
mraniston 1 yr 6 mos ago
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that is not the face of a 14 year old girl? i swear they could all be sisters.
skeller 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Dina's doing her best as a single mother. It's all apart of Hollywood and being in the public eye. I think the show is a great idea and a more personal inside scoop of how much the media plays into their lives. Plus I have fallen in love with Cody...and he's just so freakin cute!