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Dior Fashion Show: That's Haute

by celebuzz on Jul. 1, 2008 12:53 PM / 5 Comments

Janet Jackson takes her fashion seriously. Ms. Jackson and her man Jermaine Dupri hit up the Dior show in Paris for Fashion Week, rubbing elbows with the newly single Liv Tyler.

When asking for relationship advice, you know Janet told Tyler, "Look, I don't think you should have told anyone you were married in the first place. I can't help you. Buy my album."

Liv looked stunning, continuing to glam up her post-split image, but if she's not careful in those complicated heels she's wearing, she'll end up in foot detox with her dad. It looks like Rachel Zoe's camped out on the other side of Liv. Oh Lord, the last thing Tyler needs is an eating disorder. Shoo!

Oh good, looks like Rachel was chatting with Kylie Minogue's ex, Olivier Martinez, who is rumored to be reconciled with the Australian pop star. Turns out he just couldn't get her outta his head.

And holy cow, Nicole Kidman's tiny baby bump disappeared. Oh wait, that's just Claudia Schiffer plain and tall. Maybe she should have borrowed some color from Eva Mendes and her brightly-colored ensemble to cheer up that outfit.

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“Wow. They're pretty progressive over there in Paris. Apparently at the Dior Homme fashion show, they'll let any middle-aged trannie hooker with a bad wig off the streets slink on in.

Oops. We're being told that's actually Janet Jackson.”

“Kanye West looks lost in these photos, and of course the event wouldn't be right without Mr. Karl Lagerfeld. For being so fashion forward, I think the man only owns one outfit—and he still manages to look fierce.”

Socialite Life

“Liv Tyler attends and supports the Dior Haute Couture Autumn/Winter 2008/2009 Collection held as part of Paris Haute Couture fashion week at the Rodin Museum in Paris, France, on Sunday.”

Just Jared

“Somehow, Eva Mendes seems to fly under my celebrity radar almost all the time. And it's not just me -- I once saw a preview for We Own The Night that misspelled her name as "Mendez," so apparently nobody involved in the creation or approval of that national advertisement is terribly interested in her either. And now she's gone and made herself even less distinct.”

Go Fug Yourself

“Rumor has it Liv might be ready to hop back on the spacehog that is Royston Langdon again, following their recent separation. To quote Janet herself, that's the way love goes.”

“So Patricia Arquette is off in Paris at the couture shows, looking arguably far fiercer than ever before (possibly because she's being dressed by people who know what they're doing). Meanwhile, back at the ranch, her husband Thomas Jane has apparently taken the phrase "meanwhile, back at the ranch," FAR TOO LITERALLY.”

Go Fug Yourself

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xoxojaniepie 1 yr 4 mos ago
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WHAT is eva wearing
missamericandream 1 yr 4 mos ago
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I wanna go to a fashion show! They look so fun
buzzbuddy 1 yr 4 mos ago
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Liv Tyler looks great!
tigertaint 1 yr 4 mos ago
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liv tyler is rad. i'd marry her in a heart beat. her or winona or drew circa 1995
noah 1 yr 4 mos ago
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tigertaint said:
liv tyler is rad. i'd marry her in a heart beat. her or winona or drew circa 1995

read: circa before they got fat.