Dita Von Teese Is Classier Than Katie Price

by Celebuzz on Jul. 28, 2008 05:50 PM / 2 Comments

Windsor, England, was the setting of the ultra-classy Cartier-sponsored 2008 International Polo event, where glorified stripper burlesque artist Dita Von Teese was seen mingling with British royalty.

Other celebs in attendance included Mark Ronson, Agenyss Deyn, Emma Watson and Cameron Diaz's beau Paul Sculfor.

However, one unlucky sod who couldn't even buy her way in to the affair—and, oh, how she tried—is "author" and former topless model Katie Price (a/k/a Jordan).

"She might have reinvented herself but Jordan is still too chavvy as far as Cartier is concerned," an insider told the Daily Mail.

The chavtastic tanning addict, who's noted to be worth around $100 million, was set to pony up stacks of cash for a table at the polo challenge, but was apparently given the smackdown.

"Having Jordan there just wouldn’t be in keeping with Cartier’s image. If she turns up she will not be allowed access to the tent. Tickets can’t be bought. You have to be an invited friend of Cartier."

Maybe it was the dime store tiara?

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“The 35-year-old burlesque queen continued to bring back the “crescent fingernails” trend. Basically, your manicurist paints your fingernails a certain color (red, in Dita’s case) but leaves the lunula unpainted. (The lunula is the crescent shaped whitish area of the nail bed.)”

Just Jared

“Spray-tan addict and subtle dresser Katie Price has admitted that she does not write her best-selling (in England) novels. Well, kick me in the face and call me Susan. I would seriously doubt if this bitch can fill in the bubble on multiple choice tests effectively.”

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hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 3 mos ago
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Katie Price should be boiled in poison oil.
Mila 11 mos ago
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Katie has her working class style: tanned, big tits, no brains, Dita tries to evoke Rive-gauche charme, elegance and upper class. Not to be compared! I prefer Dita by far.