Eva Longoria Parker’s Womb Mysteries
Sep 8, 2008 at 4:59pm
The mystery of Eva Longoria Parker‘s ever-changing tummy size continues.
On Sunday, Eva showcased what looked like a sizable baby bump for a crowd of New Yorkers and fashinonistas at Fashion Week Spring 2009 in Bryant Park.
The star and her betrothed b-baller Tony Parker say they want to start a family. But Eva’s bumps come and go.
This looks to be the final word on Womb Watch 2008. Then again, you never can tell with that Wiley Eva. She’s fooled everyone before.
Maybe her unborn has already taken up yo-yo dieting?
She doesn’t look any more pregnant than I do after half a cantaloupe and a quart of Mountain Dew.
By the way, Eva Longoria-Parker looks just like a girl I once broke up with because every time she ate half a cantaloupe or drank a Mountain Dew, I would start praying that she wasn’t pregnant. And God got tired of that. So He suggested I dump her.
what the hell is drinkin’? looks like a bunch of shiny pinto beans.
She’s not pregnant. She’s a drug mule, and her stomach is just swollen because her intestines are stuffed with condoms full of smack.
Don’t do drugs, kids.
Why do Americans have this thing about female stars looking fat or pregnant when the vast majority of Americans you meet in the street are chomping on big macs or kfc or whatever, while urgently searching for a seat to rest their fat arses on ?
[quote=thecritic]Why do Americans have this thing about female stars looking fat or pregnant when the vast majority of Americans you meet in the street are chomping on big macs or kfc or whatever, while urgently searching for a seat to rest their fat arses on ?[/quote]
Because we enjoy double standards and prefer anorexic poster-women instead of the porkers you speak of.