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Eva Longoria Wants a Baby Real Bad

by Celebuzz on Aug. 14, 2008 01:15 PM / Leave a Comment
Eva Longoria Wants a Baby Real Bad
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Despite pretty much nonstop rumors, Eva Longoria insists she isn't pregnant—but she really, really wants to be, according to Us Magazine.

Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry says, "Eva is desperately trying to get pregnant with [husband] Tony Parker...After they phone their doctor, she promised me I will be the next call."

Parker, meanwhile, has said that having kids "would be even better than my NBA titles. Eva talks to me about it all the time. I'd like to have girls, because I come from a world of boys."

Outstanding! Experts have been predicting that the world's supply of shopaholic divas would run out by the year 2050, and the addition of a few little Evas would do a lot to help prevent that crisis.

Best of luck on your baby-making mission, guys! Or you could look toward Malawi. Apparently they can't even give a kid away over there.

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“Eva Longoria (and that terrifying new haircut) are seriously trying to get a baby inside her. Do what the soap bitches do, and get some other dude to knock you up and pass it off as his!

Tony Parker, you do not want girls with that woman. Can you imagine the high maintenance horror shows those dames would be? Daddy, fetch my mink onesie, immediately!”
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“The rumor of course is that Eva Longoria is already pregnant, but yesterday her boss told reporters that, if she’s not now, she may be soon.

If this chick gets pregnant, expect to hear about it every day for the next 9 months. She seems like the type to whore out everything. She won’t just sell pictures of the baby, she’ll pay-per-view the birth. Make it a 2-hour celebration, with her legs in the stirrups the whole time. One good idea would be to start with some magic, and have a guy pull one of those really long and colorful scarves out of her vagina. How did he do that?!?!?!”
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