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Everything New Kids Is Old Again

by celebuzz on Jul. 1, 2008 05:59 PM / 4 Comments
Everything New Kids Is Old Again
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The recently reunited New Kids on the Block—who failed to inspire much beyond yawns with their Today Show appearance—have entered the recording studio with New Edition to record a song together.

The visionary presiding over this meeting of musical masters? RedOne, the producer on Heidi Montag's debut album.

The New Kids/New Edition track, "Full Service," was co-penned by RedOne, NKOTB's Donnie Wahlberg and New York disco maven Lady GaGa, and will appear on the New Kids' upcoming album.

"It sounds very universal and melodic," knob-twiddler RedOne told People magazine. "It's very uplifting. Right away you start feeling good."

Of course, this is coming from the guy who helped inflict Heidi Montag's musical stylings on the world.

New Edition-er and legendary crackhead Bobby Brown was not involved with the recording.

Doesn't Bobby deserve to right away start feeling good?

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“Holy shite! You don't know what this means! The two greatest musical acts to come out of Boston (and that is a sad, sad scenario and a story for another day) are uniting! I might have to change my shorts! New Kids on the Block and New Edition have recorded a song together.

If Bobby Brown were involved, I might burst into fan girl tears.

These bitches need some checks! It's full-out Boston boy band nostalgia!

"Donnie Wahlberg had this idea for a few months, since New Kids had the idea of getting back together really," says some producer guy with the sad name of RedOne. "Donnie's been looking for that one track for all of them and I think we found it."

The track is called "I Can't Handle The Child Support, Bitch, So We Need To Go Back To Court And Address This Situation." No, it's called "Full Service." If that means Joey MacIntyre's going to be shirtless and trying to hit those high notes, count my ass in.

The song will be included on NKOTB's upcoming album. RedOne (*chortle*) says that the recording went smoothly and that the boys "prayed together" before recording. Prayed for a damn miracle that someone would buy this tragedy.

Seriously, I have grown ass men and women friends (straight people mind you) here in Mass. who are JAZZED as hell for this whole reunion thing. I have husbands going voluntarily to the show with their wives' friends! When their wives don't even want to go! At a dinner party one evening, people started spinning that "Summertime" song and bitches were bobbing their heads like it was Dre or something! I can not handle this!

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“The new video for "Summertime" has finally been released by the New Kids on the Block. I'm having a very hard time trying to figure out for what age group this would be appropriate! If you're a teenager, you must be feeling like these are some dirty old men trying to be young again, and if you're their age and you're honestly jamming to this, then I'd say you have problems. This may have been cute when they were young, but I'd say at this point in life, these guys should know better! This is one of the most generic, boring, cliche videos I've seen in awhile.

What do you think: love it or leave it?”
Gabby Babble
“The New Kids On The Block have started their comeback tour and as a promotional tie in, you can buy 'Hint' water with a photo of the group from back when they all had hair and were setting hotel lobby's on fire.

But just like the Spice Girls, NKOTB should take a hint and stop their comeback right now before the nostalgia wears off and everyone realizes how lame they looked when they were 'hanging' tough' with their trapper keepers and side pony tails.

I would call this the least appetizing name for a drink since 'Squirt.' Seriously, who wants stuff squirting in your mouth (put your hand down Paris)? Adding their ugly mugs seals its' fate.”
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