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FBI to Anne Hathaway: "Give Us Your Diaries, Princess"

by celebuzz on Jul. 24, 2008 02:55 PM / Leave a Comment
FBI to Anne Hathaway: "Give Us Your Diaries, Princess"
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Anne Hathaway's private musings won't be private for very long.

New York Daily News reports that the FBI seized Hathaway's personal diaries during a raid on the Trump Tower residence of her incarcerated ex-boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri, who's currently facing 11 counts of fraud and money laundering.

Anne's diaries ought to shed crucial light on the case against Follieri: What, if anything, Hathaway knew about the scam. When she knew it. The drunken tickle-fight with her girlfriends at their last lingerie party...

Meanwhile, a Follieri pal claims that he "is doing very badly...He says people are abusing him. He’s a broken man." On top of it all, Hathaway has changed her phone numbers to avoid him.

Poor baby could use a friend. Maybe he should start a pen-pal correspondence with this guy. They have a lot in common.

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“Anne Hathaway has been doing her best to distance herself from her ex-boyfriend con man Raffaello Follieri. She's even changed her number, and many believe she helped the FBI arrest him. But now she's getting pulled into the investigation after her private journals were confiscated during a raid of Raffaelo's apartment. I say around mid-afternoon the Internet will be soaked with tales of pale sex next to a roaring fire of hundred dollar bills while Bill Clinton watches.

January 21, 2007
Raffaello bought me a yacht made of solid gold. We make love inside a Lamborghini then discard it like a used condom.

June 3, 2007
We take my yacht "The Why Don't I Question Where My Boyfriend Gets His Money" out on the sea. We make love on top of a sea turtle then discard it like a used condom.

June 5, 2007
The sun fucking BURNS. Raffaello confuses me for a lobster woman then attempts to seduce me. I now have doubts about our relationship.

August 12, 2007
Raffaello buys me a diamond ring the size of a Buick. But not before stopping by a church and running out with the collection plate. He's so romantic.

November 23, 2007
Sorry I haven't written in so long. Raffaello and I vacationed on the moon. I met presumptive presidential candidate John McCain today. He tells me his secret recipe for barbecue, but I don't know where to find unicorn hearts and the bottled tears of children.

December 25, 2007
Raffaello manned a vast hunting expedition to track down the real Santa Claus. He brings me a blanket made of his beard, carcass and coat. Love is made. Expensive items discarded like condoms.

February 15, 2008
Approached by FBI agent today. Asked me if Raffaello knows the pope. I tell the agent, "No, but he likes to dress like him." He laughs then pulls out duct tape and a wire tap. It itches.”
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