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Fergie Is Inappropriate

by celebuzz on May. 20, 2008 08:54 AM / 5 Comments
Fergie Is Inappropriate
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Fergie painted some pants on and one-hand-cartwheeled her skank onto The Today Show this morning, performing hits "Clumsy," "Big Girls Don't Cry" and Heart's "Barracuda." And Meredith Vieira was wise to quickly get herself out of the way before any bodily fluids got on her.

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“Fergie goes wild doing a few front flips while singing her own rendition of Heart’s “Barracuda” on NBC’s "The Today Show" in New York City’s Dean & Deluca Plaza in Rockefeller Plaza on Tuesday.

Fergie Ferg is crazy!!! All while in dressed in skintight latex pants and leather boots!!!”
Just Jared
“Fergie performed/butchered the Heart classic "Barracuda" this morning on "The Today Show" (video after the jump). Talk about insulting. It's a documented fact that I heart Heart. Anyway, during the song, Fergie decided to pretend she was fellating her guitar player, which, you know, hey, that's rock n' roll.

But, for the record, her audience was stocked with parents and children, I shitteth thee not! I'm sure lots of questions were asked on the drive home, particularly the always awkward, "Mommy, why did that man dress like a lady and make the baby Jesus cry?"”
The Superficial
“Fergie is so odd. She performed Barracuda on the Today show and got unnecessarily sexed up. Good for her for having so much energy, but I seriously can't deal with a spandexed, horny Fergie before I've had my morning latte.

At one point, she looked like she was going to molest the guitarist...I have a feeling Fergie thinks Axl Rose originally sang this little ditty. Needless to say, it was a little jarring and a bit too sexy for this time of day.”
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