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Fergie Shows Her Gray Anatomy at the Chapel

by celebuzz on Jul. 14, 2008 04:53 PM / 2 Comments
Fergie Shows Her Gray Anatomy at the Chapel
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Black Eyed Peas rapper Taboo (a/k/a Jamie Gomez) got hitched to Jaymie Dizon in Pasadena on Saturday, People first confirmed.

Here's co-Pea (pee?) Fergie in a revealing gray dress arriving at the throwdown, dragging along her date, the newly-out-of-work Josh Duhamel. At least the curvy singer toned down the skank gear this time.

Just pulling your leg about Duhamel being out of work, though. True, Las Vegas has been canceled after five years on NBC. But Josh's got his sixth-banana role in Transformers 2 coming up in 2009.

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“Josh Duhamel and Fergie were beaten to the alter by fellow Black Eyed Pea Taboo, who married some chick in Pasadena on Saturday.

The event looked pretty boring aside from Josh oozing hotness and Fergie getting spanked for drawing attention away from the groom and onto her breasts.

Is nipping out in 90 degree weather a tip-off that homegirl's packin' some silicone? Or is some of that meth Fergie used to snort just stuck in her breast tissue?”
Pacific Coast News
“Hopefully, she didn't steal the show from the bride. That's why you don't invite someone more famous than you to your wedding. People are all "look, it's that meth face from the radio!" and not paying attention to the chick in white.”
Socialite Life
“Seriously, there’s nothing that completes an outfit better than rock hard nipples. Forget high heels or jewelry. Nipples are where it’s at. So ladies, before heading out, make sure to get the ice cubes going and if you need help, don’t be afraid to ask.”
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