Anna Faris Spills the Salacious Secrets of Her Love Life
Anna's opening up about her wild youth!
After eight years of marriage, Anna Faris and Chris Pratt called it quits a few months ago. Despite their “perfect couple” exterior, Anna and Chris had their share of problems, just like anyone else (thought their problems were a little different than your average couple’s).
Things came to a head for the couple when Chris landed a role in Passengers and had to play Jennifer Lawrence’s love interest. Though Chris and Jennifer didn’t do anything inappropriate, Anna couldn’t deal.
She wrote in her new book Unqualified:
“Even before [Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence] met in person, my publicist, out of the blue, pulled me aside. ‘Anna, listen, there are going to be paparazzi all over them,’ she said. ‘There are going to be shots of them laughing together on their way to set. There are going to be stories circulating, and you have to brace yourself for this.’ I didn’t think it would bother me.”
Thanks to the increasing strain on their relationship that Chris’ star rose, the couple finally decided to call it quits. Chris wrote on his Facebook:
“Anna and I are sad to announce we are legally separating. We tried hard for a long time, and we’re really disappointed. Our son has two parents who love him very much and for his sake we want to keep this situation as private as possible moving forward.”
Even so, things between the former spouses seem amicable if not downright friendly. Chris wrote the foreword to Anna’s new book and made his feelings perfectly clear. “Anna is an important part of my life and she always will be. She asked me to write this foreword. And I’m doing so because I love and respect her and told her I would,” he wrote.
The First Time
Although Anna doesn’t talk about her relationship with Chris in the book, she does have a lot to say about her early sexual experiences — and some of them are seriously scandalous!
Of a drunken night in high school, she writes:
“It was my first time being drunk, and Kyle, a senior, held my hair back while I vomited, which anybody who has ever been a drunk girl in high school knows is both disgusting and the epitome of romance all at the same time.
After I was done puking, we crawled into a bed where Jeff was already passed out. He was lying on the right side of the bed, Kyle was in the middle, and I was on the left. I don’t know Kyle could stand kissing me after I vomited, but we made out a little bit and then he fingered me right there in that king-size hotel bed for three.”
Talk about laying it all out there for fans!
Anna also shares the story of her almost-first time in the book! Once she and the not-so-lucky guy began their roll in the hay, something went horribly wrong. Anna says she was taken to the hospital thanks to a severe ovarian cyst and a massive amount of blood loss, pre-deed.
She also talks about her actual first time, but we’ll let you read that one for yourself!