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George Clooney Narrowly Escapes Death

by Celebuzz on Aug. 11, 2008 06:30 PM / Leave a Comment
George Clooney Narrowly Escapes Death
Bauer Griffin Online

Whew; that was a close one!

George Clooney's Italian sabbatical nearly came to a tragic end this weekend. A crazed fan rushed the actor in Portofino with no-doubt nefarious intentions. Clooney escaped with his life thanks to his keen motorbiking skills.

At least, that seems to be what's happening in these pics. It's also possible that Clooney was in a rush to exploit his easy access to a topless Cindy Crawford.

Or, perhaps fearful that the Grim Reaper was on a campaign to take out every Ocean's Eleven cast member, George was on a mad dash to find a remote location where the cold finger of death could not find him.

Because George still has a lot of work left to do on this planet.

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“George Clooney was surprised by a female fan who rushed his motorcycle while he' went for a ride. Clooney spent the day on his Harley Davidson with his friend Manuele Malenotti, the creative director of the rugged Italian-based outerwear line Belstaff, along the coast of Portofino in Italy.”
Socialite Life
“George Clooney seemed almost bemused when a female fan waddled in front of his bike while on a ride through Portofino, Italy today. He didn’t stop, of course, because she’s unattractive. I do the same thing. I'm surprisingly helpful and courteous when girls are super hot however. Especially on the road, although you do need to be made aware of my "ass, gas or grass" policy.”
“We imagine that's what the above pictured woman shouted (except in Italian) upon spotting George Clooney along the coast of Portofino, Italy. The tha-rilled female fan chased after Georgey as he zoomed off on his Harley Davidson with pal Manuele Malenotti.

Perhaps she's the reason why George has all that luggage strapped behind him-- to keep opportunistic women from trying to ride b***h without invitation!

Maybe she just wanted to touch his sprout...”
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