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Getting the Poop on Lily Allen

by celebuzz on Jul. 11, 2008 06:12 AM / 1 Comment
Getting the Poop on Lily Allen
Splash News Online

Some people use tea leaves to divine the future. In the case of Lily Allen's recently resuscitated relationship with Chemical Brother Ed Simons, let's use another substance: Dog droppings.

Celebuzz reported yesterday that Lily's on-again boyfriend Simons was on dog-walking duty with Allen's new pooch and conjectured, "If he was scooping up after it, that's real love."

Well, it appears that Lily may have received a bad omen this afternoon.

As the chanteuse made her way to her car, a dollop of doggie doo-doo was clearly visible on the sole of her shoe.

Had Simons failed to scoop, and thus revealed his less-than-serious intentions with Allen?

Poor Lily. She dyes her hair. She flashes her knockers for the camera. She gets uncontrollably plowed at social events. And yet, true love remains as elusive to her as fame beyond MySpace cult fandom.

Unless this guy was the culprit. Then all bets are off.

Dang, this fortune-telling thing is hard work. Messy, too.

Quotables /
“As reports swirl that Lily Allen is back with her ex-BF, 38-year-old Chemical Brother's band member Ed Simons, we have some evidence that relays they may, at least, be hooking up...

Mr. Simons was seen taking Lily's dog out for a walk in London on Wednesday after he spent the night over at her place.

Is that enough of a gesture to get him out of the proverbial dog house? I mean, the dude split after Ms. Allen had a tragic miscarriage!

Let us know in the comments area if you believe Lily should take Simons back!”
“Reinstated lover Ed Simons looked a little unimpressed to be walking in the rain this afternoon while also having to pose for the paps. Splash caught up with the Chemical Brother as he exited the Lily Allen's home to walk their jointly owned dog. News broke yesterday that the pair had decided to give it another go, after Lily was impressed how well he had comforted her after the death of her grandmother. The former couple were also spied getting cosy at this years Glastonbury. Awww, I just adore a bit of amore!! Congrats folks.”
Splash News Online
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