Victoria’s Secret model and Tom Brady squeeze Gisele Bundchen visited Spa Belles in New York for a massage Wednesday, bringing to light a little-known but intriguing fact: There is a person in this world lucky enough to draw a paycheck by massaging Gisele Bundchen.

Must be nice to make a living by rubbing this for extended periods of time. By kneading a body so superb that it’s actually outperforming the Dow.

Meh; a person could probably get cramps doing that sort of work.