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    <title><![CDATA[Updates on the story "Lindsay Lohan Fights for Gay Rights at 40,000 Feet" on Celebuzz]]></title>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong> reorganized the seating arrangements in the business-class section of a JFK flight to L.A. Thursday morning, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/29/loron-classes-up-the-friendly-skies/" target="_blank">TMZ</a> reports. LezLo managed to get the crew to move passengers around to allow her to sit next to her "girlfriend for the cameras," 30-year-old porkpie-hatted DJ <strong>Samantha Ronson</strong>.</p>
<p>Business class? But <em>I Know Who Killed Me</em> was a blockbuster! Besides, there's always someone on an airplane loudly squawking about something; so hopefully someone threw a hissy fit about "entitled bad actresses."</p>
<p>Lohan also was said to have requested a "warm compress" for her chest. Well, coke makes your heart beat really fast sometimes, and it can be scary. Either that or Ronson got a little rough with the ta-tas. If you're going to use her to gay ways for the tabloids, you're going to have to throw her a bone like that once in a while, Linds.</p>
<p>The flight was apparently a veritable who's who (?) of the entertainment world, as singer <strong>James Ingram</strong> was in first class and former actor and current Christian evangelist <strong>Stephen Baldwin</strong> lurked back in coach.</p>
<p>Hey, Lindsay's dad, <strong>Michael Lohan</strong>, is one of those who turned to Jesus for the press, too! You guys could have bonded!</p>]]></description>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Michael Confirms Lindsay's Lesbianism]]></title>
	      <link><![CDATA[http://celebslam.buzznet.com/lindsay-lohan-lesbian]]></link>
	      <description><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s dad Michael pretty much confirmed his daughter is a lesbian, telling "Us Weekly" she and girlfriend Samantha Ronson&#8217;s romance is &#8220;evident to anyone with half a brain.&#8221; The couple was seen kissing last week on a yacht in Cannes. Michael added:

&#8220;Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn&#8217;t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.&#8221; 

Having spent two years in jail, you&#8217;d think Michael Lohan would be a little more open to same-sex relationships. If the guy is going to be picky and not pay attention to his daughter when she does things he doesn&#8217;t want to &#8220;see or hear,&#8221; he better get used to not having any contact with her for quite some time. Waiting for Lindsay to grow out of her &#8220;experimental&#8221; lesbian stage is a lot like waiting for the housing slump to end: both could take decades and involve a lot of wood.]]></description>
	      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Celebslam]]></dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2008-05-28T07:00:33Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Oooh, Taking the Whole Lesbian Thing Seriously!]]></title>
	      <link><![CDATA[http://thesuperficial.com/2008/05/lindsay_lohan_samantha_ronsons.php]]></link>
	      <description><![CDATA[After making out on P. Diddy's boat, everyone knows the next step in Lindsay and Sam's same-sex relationship is to introduce your families. But make sure the making out on Diddy's boat happens first. Otherwise you're doomed from the get-go. Fortunately, they know how this crazy game called "love" works.]]></description>
	      <dc:creator><![CDATA[The Superficial]]></dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2008-05-29T13:20:12Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Lindsay Gives Up the Hetero Act]]></title>
	      <link><![CDATA[http://pacificcoastnewsonline.com/2008/05/lindsay-gives-up-the-hetero-ac.html]]></link>
	      <description><![CDATA[Well, it took a few incriminating paparazzi shots and her dad publicly outing her, but Lindsay Lohan might actually be embracing her lesbian side.

The non-sober alcoholic was spotted in New York with her "girlfriend" Samantha Ronson, Sam&#8217;s mom and Lindsay&#8217;s reality-wannabe sister Ali, where the foursome grabbed lunch and "engaged in a spirited session of girl talk."

Somehow I have a hard time imagining Samantha Ronson in a spirited discussion of girl talk, given that the most enthusiasm I&#8217;ve heard come out of her mouth was an especially fervent &#8216;fuck you,&#8217; but hey, crazier things have happened.]]></description>
	      <dc:creator><![CDATA[Pacific Coast News]]></dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2008-05-29T19:01:52Z</dc:date>
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