The precocious teen told Top of the Pops magazine, "I'm too much to handle right now. I can’t be quiet and cute for boys—I have to be a bit crazy."

Perhaps if a certain crush were to reciprocate her affection, she might feel differently. But  Miley says that most of the objects of her distant worship have fallen off her radar because "they're all getting old."

However, the Disney Channel vixen might make an exception for Orlando Bloom, who she claims is "gorgeous but [is] a bit of a player."

Hmm, that sounds like bad news for this guy.