Bravo loses Project Runway to Lifetime next season. They're determined to keep the female, gay and metro demographic by employing Carrie Bradshaw. Sans mole.

Sarah's a hot property since her Sex and the City movie made scads of sexy dough at the box office.

Following the tried-and-true reality-TV talent-show model, artists will compete in sculpture, painting, photography and industrial-design challenges to win cash, a gallery show and a national museum tour.

Parker appeared as a guest judge on ProjRun's past season.

Just, please, don't wear that hat.