Hands down, she's gotta be the hottest thing that's ever happened to rehab. Seriously, where do you sign up?

These ads are aimed at women, but let's be honest—you know who's really gonna be eyeing them.

According to E!, CK president and CEO Tom Murry says the ads are “a departure from more slender body types that have typically been used in Calvin Klein Underwear ads. This product is made for a curvaceous woman.”

Is that a backhanded compliment toward Eva, Tom? Because if you're looking for a real model who's a departure from slender body types...