The Daily Mail reports that Victoria arrived in a Rolls-Royce, accompanied by husband David Beckham and bearing a grimace that made her look like it was Moving Day and she lived in a sixth-floor walkup.

Guests at the bash held at the Beverly Thompson Hotel included a shorn Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale, Jamie Foxx and lesbian agenda pursuers Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson.

Maybe the canapes weren't to Victoria's liking? Or the invitation wasn't on parchment? David farted in the car?

Who knows. A smile doesn't seem to be an accessory she likes to show off.