Attention, aspiring celebrities: Observe and learn from the example of Aubrey O'Day and Lydia Hearst-Shaw.

They're the two fame-seekers swapping spit in the above photo. Aubrey is also a singer in the Diddy-manufactured music group Danity Kane. Lydia is a lingerie model and the daughter of sassy publishing heiress Patricia Hearst.

None of which would be known to 99.9 percent of the general public had the ladies not engaged in this spirited bout of tonsil hockey in front of cameras at New York nightclub Butter last night.

So there you have it, tabloid-fodder wannabes: A dollop of girl-on-girl action is your key to notoriety!

Of course, anyone who's been paying attention probably already knew that.

And to think, Lydia's mom had to get kidnapped by a revolutionary cult and rob a bank to get media attention, even though her grandpa owned half of the newspapers in the country at the time.

Sigh; kids today have it so easy....

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