Katie Price (whom we all know and love as Jordan) stepped off the plane and was swarmed with paparazzi as she grabbed her luggage. She then hopped in a car with husband Peter Andre.

The pseudo-authoress may not get invited to swanky polo events in England, but plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills began salivating dollar signs when they heard Jordan's British bosoms hit American soil.

It's surprising she was recognized, though. Katie looks like she'd blend in with every other Rodeo Drive sales dame in town.

All those rounds of playing their version of Where's Waldo really payed off for these photogs.