Cooper made an appearance on Live with Regis and Kelly, and opined that the youngest Lohan daughter looks fairly mature.

"Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60. I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, I don't know," he catted.

Anderson sounds like he's holding forth over a dirty martini down at the Rusty Spike gentlemen's bar.

Dina Lohan, known for her many "statements" about the various travails of her messy family, addressed Cooper's concern and love.

"This is bad karma for him," she told OK!

That's it? What about a lengthy press conference and a new story line on Living Lohan?

He called your daughter a stripper! At least retailiate with a memoir!