Hilton (obviously with a lot of help from Will Ferrell) made a video spoofing Heidi Montag's choice for office John McCain, and his use of her image in a political ad slamming Barack Obama.

And it's...humorous? No, really. Despite the spray-tan, wall-eye and skanky bikini, it's amusing

The best part: "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pick out a vice president. I'm thinking Rihanna."

Rihanna would be a coup. She would probably be the first female vice-presidential candidate whose nipples we've seen.