Pitt, who has six kids (three adopted, three biological) with his Dow Jones-defeating companion Angelina Jolie, informed reporters that he wants to have eight kids! And soon, according to the Daily Mail!

"I'll have two more by next year," he confided.

The press asked Pitt's best buddy George Clooney when HE planned to have kids.

"You can share mine with me," Brad offered.

Gay dads alert?

Very generous. You probably should get Angie's permission first, Bradley. She didn't carry twins for nine months for you to spontaneously pass em' off to one of your pals.