Those English...so reserved.

The fact that any tranny can strap two gourds to their chest with a piece of leather these days and be considered chic and sexual in England is very telling. No wonder Naomi Campbell is so successful.

Well, at least Jodie can save a few bucks by purchasing a car without an air bag feature. That is, if she can fit into a car.

Maybe she just flops into the Thames and floats down river like a giant buoy.