Her recent explosive diarrhea might have started her off on a bad path.

Then she lost a tussle with a kitchen cabinet which resulted in her receiving a black eye.

So to save face, the Daily Mail reports that she bitchslapped a gossip columnist.

Kelly was enjoying an evening out at London's Punk nightclub, drinking champagne and hitting the dance floor with the other birds, when she spied a tabloid-type nearby.

Kelly reportedly had a bone to pick with the writer for referring to Kelly's new boyfriend Luke Worrell as "dim" in a recent column.

Osbourne sat down beside her to tell her off, then ended their "discussion" by belting the female reporter in the mug.

She then exited the club. Possibly to go home and burn that cabinet that started this vicious cycle.