Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, Kelly Ripa, Nascar champion Jeff Gordon and a surprisingly sane-looking Juliette Lewis were all spotted entering the arena.

Sarah Palin appears to still be uninvited to the party.

The paying witnesses were treated to a two-hour spectacle complete with Madonna in a top hat and fishnets, belting out pop anthems old and new.

The only thing that could have improved this show was if Madonna called Juliette on to the stage to work out some of her Scientology contortionist rock 'n' roll dance moves.

Because Juliette rocks.