When Tony Parker's right-hand(bag) lady rolled out of her restaurant Beso last night, it wasn't her stomach that was looking a bit enlarged!

Is she trying to make the chef accidentally lop off a finger while slicing and dicing? Or perhaps the desperate housewife is just ensuring some of her biggest wishes actually come true.

At any rate, way to accessorize with a crucifix, Eva; your outfit surely had diners speaking in tongues.