Unlike her daughter's red-hot attempts at going incognito through LAX, Demi simply wears a big black coat and tries to hide her face with her three bags.

Hey, wait a minute—three bags? Don't most airlines restrict passengers to just one or two carry-ons? 

And what's this? Cutting in line? Who does Moore think she is...Courteney Cox?

What would the holy Kabbalah leaders say about these shenanigans?