The occasion spurred her to make a startling confession: That she is indistinguishable from 21-year-old High School Musical heartthrob Zac Efron, who was also in attendance at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood.

"What you don't know is that Zac and I are the same person," Fox told the paper's source.  "It's like Janet and Michael [Jackson], we are the same person."

Whoa; so not only are Megan Fox and Zac Efron the same person, but so are Michael and Janet Jackson? This is a conspiracy worthy of The X Files—if only David Duchovny could be trusted to crack the case wide open with his brain instead of another anatomical feature.

Megan should be careful with all that obsession talk; Zac seems to be pretty attached to his girlfriend, 19-year-old HSM costar Vanessa Hudgens. And Megan is supposedly engaged to 35-year-old Beverly Hills 90210 also-ran Brian Austin Green.

If the two couples were to swap partners, would Green and Hudgens forever after be known as Grudgie Bear?