Internet reports abound this morning that Jennifer Aniston and Mayer's break-up (round two, that is) came about over Mayer's incessant Twittering. 

In a report that's compelling only in its absurdity and the fact that it's the first reported case of Twitter relational damage (Dr. Phil's producers are hastily scheduling a show as we speak), the UK's Sun newspaper boldly stands behind the Twitter theory as the final straw in the troubled relationship.

It got to the point, according to "pals," that John was not even returning calls to Aniston and instead was updating his social networking page. "Jen was fuming," the pal is quoted. "He has all this time for Twittering, but he can't send a text, send an email, make a call?"

It makes it sound like Mayer was some sort of mad scientist Twittering in his secret laboratory while Jen waited at the kitchen table in a cocktail dress drumming her fingers against the table. Meanwhile, Ashton Kutcher has the license to send pictures of his "wifey" bending over in a white bathing suit.

Where's the Twitter justice?

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