An open post to Ashton Kutcher.
Dearest Ashton,
We loved your Tweet over the weekend featuring a certain famous butt belonging to your equally-famous "wifey," Demi Moore. A pretty good view into your fantastic existence. Your superfit wife is steaming your suit while wearing a white bikini and you snap her picture when she's definitely looking away. Then send it to the world. To top it off, she thinks it's funny. Throw in a cool car and you have yourself a killer rap video.
But we felt that we were missing something. What could that be? Hmmm. Maybe the other half of the butt-equation. It took a while, but we found this shot. In case you forgot about this shot, let us throw out some key terms: Vegas, lost a bet, permanent magic marker, and very brave fan.
Not exactly white-bikini hot, but you get the idea. Enjoy!
Love, your friends at Celebuzz.
P.S. We held off on the Ass-ton joke until the very end of this post.
And now readers, which is the preferable posterior? Let us know below!

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Fair is fair, but I hope Ashton is man enough to turn the other cheek. Butt puns FTW!
I would choose Demi for sure, but I would have to place a ban on "granny panties" on my deserted island. C'mon Demi, act your age ... oh wait, my bad, you're 65.
she is still hot... we love her
What butt? Her ass is so flat it looks like she's doing a backbend and he took a picture of her frontside.