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Gwyneth Paltrow Might "Force" a Third Pregnancy

by celebuzz on Jun. 4, 2008 06:00 PM / 10 Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow sat down with Harper's Bazaar to talk about her life.

She has homes in Long Island and London, two summer films (Iron Man and Two Lovers), Madonna as a workout pal, and she isn't planning on working for the next six months.

Will she use her downtime to get knocked up?

"I may force myself to do it one more time," she says, "because the result is so worth it."

If you feel that you have to "force" yourself, maybe you should pause before embarking on bringing another life into the world, Gwynie.

You might bear some lingering resentment through the years. Plus, does this include making your husband climb aboard you at gunpoint?

The wife of Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, Paltrow spoke about the couple's notorious reticence at being photographed together.

"My husband and I have never gone to an event together ever since the beginning of time, but for some reason they decided recently that it meant we were breaking up."

No one thought you two were breaking up. They just thought you were taking yourselves way too seriously!

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“Gwyneth Paltrow is going to get pregnant again - or else! The wife of Coldplay singer Chris Martin and mother of two had this to say in the latest issue of "Harper's Bazaar":

"I may force myself to do it one more time because the result is so worth it."

I don't know what kind of coercion takes place to make your body get pregnant. But I'm going to assume it involves Gwyneth Paltrow putting her uterus in a headlock.”

The Superficial

“Stars...they're just like us! They were stripes JUST LIKE US! They enjoy macrobiotic meals JUST LIKE US! They try to get out of traffic tickets JUST LIKE US!

Sometimes, they even have to stop and ask for directions...and well, I'm pretty sure you know where I'm going with this. Only, when they do it, paparazzi are standing around to document the whole damn thing...not so much like us.”

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hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 5 mos ago
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I might "force" myself to vomit after looking at that heinous wretch.
mcdreamyisme 1 yr 5 mos ago
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i really liked her in Ironman... but she seems different as a person.
rforrumor 1 yr 5 mos ago
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LOL she's going to try to force herself to have a baby because it's worth it. That's ridiculoso.
pictureperfect 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Actually that's probably how most parents feel... It's not the easiest job in the world.
drama4mama 1 yr 5 mos ago
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It already looks like she's wearing maternity pants. Buy some new clothes.
flirtyfabulous 1 yr 5 mos ago
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wow it must be relaxing not to have anything to do and all that money to spend.
hwoodgrrl 1 yr 5 mos ago
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wow - is it really that worth it?
allanthekind 1 yr 5 mos ago
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Does Gwyneth ever stop to think that maybe the kid doesn't want to have her forced on it?

This is beside the point, but Gwyneth Paltrow looks exactly like a girl I once broke up with because she thought she was too refined to hang with my stripper friends, and yet she would often forget to wash her hands after pumping the gas for my car.
hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 5 mos ago
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That's awesome. She's so pale, she's practically see-through, so she can loan her out to high schools so kids in biology class can learn about the gestational process with visual aids.
lisatee 1 yr 5 mos ago
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i bet her kind eats its young.