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Gwyneth Paltrow: "My Son's a Transvestite!"

by celebuzz on Jul. 10, 2008 06:20 AM / 1 Comment
Gwyneth Paltrow: "My Son's a Transvestite!"
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It's not easy being Gwyneth Paltrow. First off, she runs the risk of spontaneous combustion every time she's exposed to the slightest bit of sunshine. And now, it turns out, her toddlers are engaging in fetishistic behavior before the age of five.

Paltrow recently revealed to People that her four-year-old daughter, Apple, loves to play dress-up with "anything that's girly"—and she enjoys dragging (so to speak) her two-year-old brother Moses into the act.

"She makes [Moses] cross-dress," Paltrow admits, presumably through anguished tears.

Despite it all, Gwynnie appears to be a well-adjusted mother. "Oftentimes when I put my kids to bed I'll take a bubble bath and have a glass of wine." Paltrow says.

Well, sure; after dealing with the trials of a gender-bending brood all day, who wouldn't want to take a relaxing soak and get a little tipsy lt;/a>?

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“See, I can be positive sometimes. Here's Gwyneth Patrow and Elizabeth Hurley introducing Estee Lauder's new fragrance, Sensuous, at Bloomingdale's in New York last night.

Did you know Liz is 43? Damn! She must be sacrificing goats to Satan or something. Hotness!

Normally, Gywnie makes me think of one of those whiny girls who is always complaining that she has a cold and that her coffee has too much milk in it and did they have to put us at table so close to the kitchen? You know, the kind of woman who gets married to some rich guy who ends up killing her? And afterwards, he's like pretty vague about why he snapped but it was mainly because his wife was a huge bitch. That's the vibe I get from Paltrow.”
Socialite Life
“Gwyneth Paltrow leaves the Waverly Inn in the West Village, New York City on Tuesday.

The 35-year-old was at NYC’s 59th St. Bloomingdales for a meet and greet earlier in the day, serving as an Estee Lauder Spokesmodel along with Elizabeth Hurley and Carolyn Murphy.

WHO DO YOU LIKE BETTER as an Estee Lauder Spokesmodel — Gwyneth or Elizabeth?

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Just Jared
“So the theme for July is going to be 'In case you forgot, Madonna was the O.G. of lesbian and bisexual hook-ups.'

The pop diva is adding to her homewrecker status with some lesbian juice involving fellow expatriate Gwyneth Paltrow. The Sun reports:

* 'A biography by the Queen of Pop’s brother claims to lift the lid on Madge’s sexual conquests, love affairs, drug-taking and rows with husband Guy Ritchie.
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* And it will tell how Madonna, now 49, flirted with Oscar-winning actress Gwyneth at a glamorous New Year party thrown by leading fashion designer Donatella Versace.
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* The Like A Virgin singer was dancing on a table at 4am when she dragged Gwyneth up to join her.
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* Then — as party-goers watched in amazement — Madonna grabbed Gwynnie, pulled her to her and kissed the stunned Hollywood star full on the mouth.'


I really can't tell if Madonna's brother is selling her out or doing her a favor by talking about all this stuff. On the one hand, it makes her a lot more interesting. On the other, it might not be the best thing in the world if she's actually serious about getting rid of A-Rod and staying married.

Not that Madge isn't busy drumming up plenty of controversy all on her own..that 'controversy' being a reunion with my favorite trainwreck.

* 'Madonna specifically asked to work with Britney Spears again.' a source told Us Magazine of the diva's plan to devote a segment of her concert to a taped performance by her former make-out partner.'
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If I know Madonna, I'm pretty sure we can expect to see her rock-hard body gyrating against the screen projector in a similar flirtation to what we saw between her and Justin Timberlake a few months ago.

Just another round in a lifetime of sexual exploits!”
Pacific Coast News
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