Gwyneth Paltrow: “My Son’s a Transvestite!”

Jul 10, 2008 at 6:20am

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It’s not easy being Gwyneth Paltrow. First off, she runs the risk of spontaneous combustion every time she’s exposed to the slightest bit of sunshine. And now, it turns out, her toddlers are engaging in fetishistic behavior before the age of five.

Paltrow recently revealed to People that her four-year-old daughter, Apple, loves to play dress-up with “anything that’s girly”—and she enjoys dragging (so to speak) her two-year-old brother Moses into the act.

“She makes [Moses] cross-dress,” Paltrow admits, presumably through anguished tears.

Despite it all, Gwynnie appears to be a well-adjusted mother. “Oftentimes when I put my kids to bed I’ll take a bubble bath and have a glass of wine.” Paltrow says.

Well, sure; after dealing with the trials of a gender-bending brood all day, who wouldn’t want to take a relaxing soak and get a little tipsy

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