Don’t hate Naomi Campbell because she’s beautiful. Do it because she’s a flaming ball of percolating pissiness; because she makes regular Joes feel like nano-humans; because she’s just asking to have her clock cleaned by someone who’s mad as hell and not gonna take it any more.

Ah, but wait. There appears to be retribution under way. Is the stress of all her boilovers leaving her follicly challenged? Or is this simply a case of a weave gone wacky?

You be the judge.

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