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Happy Birthday, Samantha Ronson!

by Celebuzz on Aug. 8, 2008 12:40 PM / Leave a Comment
Happy Birthday, Samantha Ronson!
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Who says that Samantha Ronson is a joyless husk of a human being?

Lindsay Lohan's tune-spinning companion turned 31 yesterday, and the sometimes-happy couple celebrated in high style.

LiLo and Sam threw a bash at a West Hollywood lingerie store (no, really), with an ice-cream truck parked outside so the guests could indulge in sweet, sticky refreshments when the urge hit them.

At one point Lindsay, ever the prankster, playfully held a fake ice-cream cone up to her knocker. When Ronson, tastefully decked out in her dressiest Guns N' Roses T-shirt, went in for a lick, Lohan jokingly popped the top off of the cone. What a laff-riot! Those two should really have their own act in Vegas.

Adding credence to recent rumors that the two are preparing for a same-sex marriage, Lindsay flaunted a diamond engagement ring as she left the party hand-in-hand with her gal.

Ain't love grand? And it's refreshing in this modern age that some people can throw a birthday party without any of the guests ending up dead from a head wound.

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“Lindsay Lohan was caught here at Matsuhisa, where she donned a fancy-fancy green dress to wish her closest friend Samantha Ronson a Happy Birthday! I wish someone would surprise me with something this cool: Lindsay rented out an ice cream truck in Beverly Hills and invited a tight group of friends to celebrate.

Matching tattoos, a possible marriage being planned, and a happy b-day-- things are going quite well in these two's lives. The only thing mucking up the works is a disapproving dad.”
Splash News Online
“Put another record on, it's Samantha Ronson's birthday! The rangy, skunk-haired, cigarette butt-baggin' lesbian DJ who has gnawed her way into ALL our hearts as Lindsay Lohan's companion turns 31 today.

I didn't realize that she was so much older than the 22 year-old Miz Lohan. 31 is also the amount of months that Lindsay will wear one pair of leggings. It's some kinda craziness.

One thing you can say about Ms. Ronson. She hitched her wagon to the right star. Lindsay doesn't work that much. But hanging around her slut ass seems to have landed DJ Sammy an abundance of disc spinning. And that's how you work the system.

I hope Linds got her a carton of cigarettes for her birthday. As well as some spirited cunnilingus.”
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