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Hat's Off, Joel Madden!

by Celebuzz on Sep. 24, 2008 08:51 AM / Leave a Comment
Hat's Off, Joel Madden!
WENN

What's this? Good Charlotte dude and eternal bachelor Joel Madden, roaming the streets of Los Angeles sans his trademark chapeau?

This is earth-shattering. The guy always wears a hat. Like, always.

Maybe he heard that constantly wearing a hat can have detrimental effects on a guy's hairline. or he's preparing to transition to the latest hot Hollywood trend.

But, still. This is like Elliot Mintz leaving the house without a freakish glow. Or Sienna Miller being caught without a heavy cloud of shame trailing from her home-wrecking butt.

With so little to rely on in this world, Madden's uncovered pate leaves the human race with that much less to depend on in these tumultuous times.

A moment of silence, please. And take off your hats out of respect. Wonderful.

Not you, Madden.

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“I'm almost as mesmerized by his mini-combover as I am with the news that this Good Charlotte rocker and Nicole Richie are thinking about another baby!”
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