Hayden Panettiere’s Feeling Porny
Jul 23, 2008 at 11:05am
Bent over, bum in the air, a plaid schoolgirl skirt barely preserving your modesty—are you doing a Candie’s ad or a Penthouse shoot, Hayden Panettiere?
The 18-year-old Heroes actress must be competing with Eva Mendes to produce the steamiest ad ever. (Though they both have a pretty formidable foe in that department.) Healthy competition can only make America stronger, more prosperous and, in this case, sleazier.
But what will Hayden’s boyfriend/father figure Milo Ventimiglia say when he sees these shots?
Oh well; Milo’s dilemma is everyone else’s gain. Every second that Hayden poses is a second that she’s not singing.
she looks like carrie underwood!
Hollywood just sunk to a new low.
hey baby! wanna sit on my face? i wud let you! your butt is hot!