Heidi Montag Champions Breast Implant Massage

Heidi Montag Champions Breast Implant Massage-photo

Say what you will about Heidi Montag—she's certainly in touch with her own body. Quite literally.

The Hills enchantress—who famously underwent myriad plastic-surgery procedures last year in an effort to build the perfect realty TV star—took to her Twitter account on Tuesday to announce that she was massaging her own boobs—and that all other augmented gals should do the same.

Wrote Montag, who bumped herself up to an impressive (if daunting) G cup during her plastic surgery spree last November,

"Giving myself a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft."

Of course, now that Montag's announced her intention to downgrade to "a D or a Double D," she'll have less work on her hands soon. Perhaps with that extra free time she can get in touch with that other boob that's always hanging off of her.

To see how much Heidi has changed, check out photos showing the evolution of her face and her bikini body after her surgery overhaul.

For more shots of Heidi's rocky post-surgery life, click here.

What do you think of Heidi's boob woes? Share your thoughts in the comments below.


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  • pippi
    pippi

    shes T-R-A-S-H throw her out !

  • .
    .

    Heidi's now just so unbelievably homely. I know she likes herself like this and I'm glad. She's the only one who does. It's so sad that she's now disfigured for life. I think that she and Michael Jackson both suffer(ed) from some type of unknown illness that causes one to become addicted to self-change. It's really so sad. She was so stunning before all of this. Now? Oh my...no.

  • simplydiffer
    simplydiffer

    :l Why, Celebuzz, are you even reporting this. The website is called Celebuzz for a reason.

  • HT
    HT

    I would like to offer my massaging services.

  • Shut up
    Shut up

    [quote=NATURAL WOMAN]WHEN I LOOK AT HEIDI, IT'S THE LOOK THAT I HAVE WHEN I AM LOOKING AT FREAK SHOWS AT A CARNIVAL.THERE IS NOTHING PRETTY ABOUT HER. HER BOOBS LOOKS SOOOO UNATURAL. SCAREY.BUT IF SHE WANTS TO LOOK LIKE A FREAK, THAT'S HER CHOICE. I HAVE MET SEVERAL WOMAN THAT HAVE HAD BREAST CANCER FROM THESE IMPLANTS. Don't lie! There is no REAL proof that breast cancer is related to implants - You sound soooo jealous - I'll bet you have a chest like an ironing board and can't afford to look as good as heidi. Don't hate others because they are attractive - it only makes you uglier.

  • Sandi
    Sandi

    What's funny is that she's in an industry where youthful looks are so highly regarded and she got surgery which ages her. She's still attractivel, but has the "dime a dozen" look about her - nothing that sets her out from the pack.

  • roger
    roger

    I think all-natural women should have their breast massaged as well and I want to do my part. So ladies, whether they are fake or real I'm here to massage them for you. Just doing my part.

  • Antigravity
    Antigravity

    Anyone with such a low sense of self-esteem that she would have to make herself like the siren in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" is on her way to sorrow. This is a cartoon woman with a cartoon body (financialy-enhanced) and I'd not want that for my Mom. They look sore. Those bosoms look like they hurt. I have large breasts (natural) and I use every support, minimizer, and expensive bras that can be bought in order just to maintain some kind of comfort. I know breasts that large get in the way, often hurt, sometimes give the wrong impression. I'd rather just stay home, use a good bra, and let the rest fall into place. Heidi? Go home and fix what you've done to yourself. The little women who wish they had more don't even know what they are wishing for. Heavy is a burden.

  • Voyer
    Voyer

    She doesn't have the biggest "rack", but it is big!

  • Guest
    Guest

    Her big fake boobs are gross. Who thinks that attractive? In person they're hard and must've put her thru a lot of pain. What a stupid thing to do, everyone can tell they're not real.

  • watdafuk
    watdafuk

    Who in their right mind would take advice from this air head ?

  • girlskill
    girlskill

    I'm assuming that the pic at the top of the page is her post-op; she still has sort of the same face! Now that I see it without makeup, I feel like the makeup she always has on really makes her look different. Yeah, it's not the EXACT same face that she was born with, but I can see a strong resemblance... much more so than I can see with her old pics compared to tabloid/paparazzi shots.

  • dbcooper
    dbcooper

    fake boobs look much better than saggy naturals,which is what 90% of you ladies have,i think she is hot!

  • tinmanss
    tinmanss

    I think she looks great! Leave the girl alone. What she does with her body is her business and no one else'.

  • Vibe rator
    Vibe rator

    I Would massage them all the time too if she wouldn't mind...

  • non ya business
    non ya business

    just another plastic Hollywood bimbo..... her plastic body matches her plastic personality!!

  • Jones
    Jones

    I will say those aren't "G", "DD" maybe. Who in the world would think those little things are a "G" cup. Whatever, she still looks good enough to be in a sex video, Oh she is.

  • Jimmy
    Jimmy

    Those T...its are so ridiculous....I'd prolly only be able to bed her several thousand times before I was too repulsed....(smile)...!!!

  • Drea
    Drea

    Why dont you look at the camera? We know that you know its there.

  • jimmy
    jimmy

    Shes strange....

  • Marie Lowe
    Marie Lowe

    Heidi looks great. I read some of the comments posted eariler, it"s too bad there are so many insecure loosers that want to take out their frustrations by making ugly comments about Heidi.

  • Raejean
    Raejean

    I'd hoped her advice would be to forget about the fake stuff and be happy with your natural body-no such luck, huh? Unless someone is seriously misshapen, lopsided, oversized,, or something similar beyond her control, there is just no excuse for this kind of body modification.

  • Raejean
    Raejean

    I'd hoped her advice would be to forget about the fake stuff and be happy with your natural body-no such luck, huh? Unless someone is seriously misshapen, lopsided, oversized,, or something similar beyond her control, there is just no excuse for this kind of body modification.

  • Raejean
    Raejean

    I'd hoped her advice would be to forget about the fake stuff and be happy with your natural body-no such luck, huh? Unless someone is seriously misshapen, lopsided, oversized,, or something similar beyond her control, there is just no excuse for this kind of body modification.

  • Raejean
    Raejean

    I'd hoped her advice would be to forget about the fake stuff and be happy with your natural body-no such luck, huh? Unless someone is seriously misshapen, lopsided, oversized,, or something similar beyond her control, there is just no excuse for this kind of body modification.

  • dee
    dee

    you look like a whore

  • Jackie-Boy!
    Jackie-Boy!

    I really don't know who she is. Call me a freak lover, but it's all about sex. If I woke up to find Heidi, riding my horse__ck, and those melons slapping my face, I would think I'd have died in my sleep and awoke in heaven!

  • princessruby
    princessruby

    CORRECTION: I have implants and when I got them I had the kind that go under the musle. they were also adjustable. yes adjustable. I had ports which the doctor could add or remove saline untill I choose how much or little I felt was the right amount. then Dr.Mazza in Fort Myersflorida removed the ports and I have lived happliy ever after. I went from a 36B to a 38D which fits my 5'7" frame perfect. Bottom line you should do what feels right for you and damn everyone else.

  • Princessruby
    Princessruby

    I have implants and when I got them I had the kind that go under the musle. they were also adjustable. yes adjustable. I had ports which the doctor could add or remove saline untill I choose how much or little I felt was the right amount. then Dr.Mazza in Fort Myers florida removed the ports and I have lived happliy ever after. I wnet from a 36B to a 438D which fits my 5'7" frame perfect. Bottom line you should do what feels right for you and damn everyone else.

  • Princessruby
    Princessruby

    I have implants and when I got them I had the kind that go under the musle. they were also adjustable. yes adjustable. I had ports which the doctor could add or remove saline untill I choose how much or little I felt was the right amount. then Dr.Mazza in Fort Myers florida removed the ports and I have lived happliy ever after. I wnet from a 36B to a 438D which fits my 5'7" frame perfect. Bottom line you should do what feels right for you and damn everyone else.

  • Koz
    Koz

    Love her body.

  • Koz
    Koz

    Love her body.

  • bill
    bill

    What a fox

  • SUSAN
    SUSAN

    PERHAPS I AM JUST AN OLD FUDDY DUDDY BUT I AM SO SICK OF SEEING PUMPKIN-SIZE BOOBS HANGING OFF SIZZE EIGHT WOMEN. IT DOESN'T HAPPEN IN NATURE AND WELL IT SHOULD NOT. NEWS FLASH--THOSE THINGS WERE DESIGNED TO FEED BABIES!

  • saspag
    saspag

    Who really cares about theser bimbo's she looks like a sl*t!

  • commonsense57
    commonsense57

    I'm not impressed at all with Heidi's new set of TWINS. Anybody with money can buy a new look. What is really impressive is if it was natural, then it really is something to talk about an to look at. What was wrong with looking like the girl next door before the implants? I think she really has some low esteem problems and some other issues to resolve. Time will tell the STORY on her.

  • Mel
    Mel

    It's what between the ears that counts and unfortunately Heidi has a vacuum as there are no brains.

  • Cheryl Hauri
    Cheryl Hauri

    She needs to make up her mind, either she is happy with the work she had done or she is not, quit going back and forth on the subject already, I mean who cares anyway, she looks like a plastic barbie , stop talking about it and do something with your life already......

  • mr. cool
    mr. cool

    what a sick egotistical world we have become , rubber tities , and everybody so competive in their looks and money , your all going to lose them in the end , and those with so much will have so little in the end , get real ,be happy with what u got , as u morons age others will replace your looks , with hotter bodies , so what , keep in shape , be happy , dont be so worried about your size or your stupid tits , as long as the dont drop to your waist, some tits look stupid , they were meant for practical purposes , not basketball

  • grrrr8est
    grrrr8est

    Fake boobs. Fake hair. Fake tan. Surgically altered face and body. Fake celebrity. Fake marriage. What an empty shell of a human being.

  • angie
    angie

    they look very nice , like many others do , so what , whats next new cheeks , new nose , what about a new heart , why not get motorized , then after all that get a wax figure , i wish you all the best

  • NATURAL WOMAN
    NATURAL WOMAN

    WHEN I LOOK AT HEIDI, IT'S THE LOOK THAT I HAVE WHEN I AM LOOKING AT FREAK SHOWS AT A CARNIVAL. THERE IS NOTHING PRETTY ABOUT HER. HER BOOBS LOOKS SOOOO UNATURAL. SCAREY. BUT IF SHE WANTS TO LOOK LIKE A FREAK, THAT'S HER CHOICE. I HAVE MET SEVERAL WOMAN THAT HAVE HAD BREAST CANCER FROM THESE IMPLANTS.

  • pinkysmommy
    pinkysmommy

    loser

  • Maggie
    Maggie

    Her boobs look as fake as her tan. Idiot.

  • karen
    karen

    who cares about heidi . Too many important matters in this world !i really cannot understand why she would want to f;aunt herself ? she has a manufactured body . She's sorta a freak !

 
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