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Heidi Montag Has One More Drink

by celebuzz on Jul. 2, 2008 10:41 AM / 5 Comments

Hills entrepreneur Heidi Montag is still trying to portray herself as some sort of singer. She has a new song, "One More Drink", and you'll need to force yourself to listen to it.

Like her previous single, "Fashion," the best way to describe this latest offering is sounds like a parrot screaming in terror. Don't look for it to land on any Grammy nominations list.

Montag recently compared her own "persecution" to that of obvious Hills fan Jesus Christ.

She also said that she plans to release an album of Christian music. "One More Drink" is about getting sloshed and banging some dude. So unless Christian music is all the rage up in the strip club, she's a little off base.

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“Oh how I wish she were wandering around with those sunglasses on because someone in the heavens above had heard my prayers and struck her dumb ass blind. Our favorite God-fearing Christian has come out with another song. This one emphasizes her newly-touted stellar moral values.

The title is "One More Drink" and the gist of the song is that she's one drink away from leaving the club and going home to bang the guy she's singing to. She warbles in a digitally-altered high-pitched falsetto, "I'm going home with you if I have one more drink."

Yeah, that's our Heidi, a real classy lady. Her first single off her Christian album she's squawking about will probably be "Jesus Take The Wheel Because I'm Too Drunk To Drive."

The song ends with her talking about how she's so drunk she can barely walk. Yay! It's the date-rape anthem for the summer! Someone get this lady to a Lacrosse team, stat.”

Socialite Life

“Heidi Montag sat down for a little interview with USA Today over the weekend and, surprisingly, the sinner revealed she’s like way into God (”I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God.”) — so into God that she wants to record a Christian album in the future (I will take a cheese grater to my ears before I ever listen to that piece of crap).”

Celebslam

“On how she's just like Jesus but with implants:
"There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn't matter to me."”

The Superficial

“HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! Celebrity church-goer Heidi Montag intends to release an album of Christian music. Bitch, nuns will slap you for being stupid! Hell, Jesus might roll up to give you a beatdown. There's some people his dad is just not gonna forgive!

"I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God," she says.

This is probably the sickest publicity stunt that she could have pulled. Spencer Pratt is totally behind this scheme. If being a fundamentalist Muslim was in, this bitch would be in a burqa and walking three steps behind his douche ass.”

Socialite Life

“Heidi Montag announced her grand master plan to USA Today. The 21-year-old Hills star wants to release a Christian album!
On why she wants to record a Christian album: “I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God. [I…”

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buzzbuddy 1 yr 4 mos ago
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Last week she claimed she doesn't drink. This girl is way too much.
gorillasayz 1 yr 4 mos ago
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She actually looks okay in these pictures
outofdesperation 1 yr 4 mos ago
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this chick is going to h-e-l-l
along with michael lohan
lisatee 1 yr 4 mos ago
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those are some ugly ass clothes.
hispanicatthedisco 1 yr 4 mos ago
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I saw you sittin' there
I was tryin' not to stare
I wasn't sure if it was you
I didn't know just what to do

CHORUS
Are you drinkin' with me Jesus
I can't see you very clear
Are you drinkin' with me Jesus
Would you buy a friend a beer

As I nestled on my barstool
I felt your warmness within
I looked down at my pants
That wasn't warmness
I wet myself again

CHORUS

Does your head pound, Jesus
As hung over you do rise
How does paradise look, Jesus
Through holy bloodshot eyes

Should we take a cab home Jesus
Man, we can hoof it from here
I know you can walk on the water
But can you walk on this much beer

Are you drinkin' with me Jesus
I can't see you very clear