Heidi Montag Has One More Drink
Jul 2, 2008 at 10:41am
Hills entrepreneur Heidi Montag is still trying to portray herself as some sort of singer. She has a new song, “One More Drink”, and you’ll need to force yourself to listen to it.
Like her previous single, “Fashion,” the best way to describe this latest offering is sounds like a parrot screaming in terror. Don’t look for it to land on any Grammy nominations list.
Montag recently compared her own “persecution” to that of obvious Hills fan Jesus Christ.
She also said that she plans to release an album of Christian music. “One More Drink” is about getting sloshed and banging some dude. So unless Christian music is all the rage up in the strip club, she’s a little off base.
Last week she claimed she doesn’t drink. This girl is way too much.
She actually looks okay in these pictures
this chick is going to h-e-l-l
along with michael lohan
those are some ugly ass clothes.
I saw you sittin’ there
I was tryin’ not to stare
I wasn’t sure if it was you
I didn’t know just what to do
CHORUS
Are you drinkin’ with me Jesus
I can’t see you very clear
Are you drinkin’ with me Jesus
Would you buy a friend a beer
As I nestled on my barstool
I felt your warmness within
I looked down at my pants
That wasn’t warmness
I wet myself again
CHORUS
Does your head pound, Jesus
As hung over you do rise
How does paradise look, Jesus
Through holy bloodshot eyes
Should we take a cab home Jesus
Man, we can hoof it from here
I know you can walk on the water
But can you walk on this much beer
Are you drinkin’ with me Jesus
I can’t see you very clear