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Heidi Montag Wants to Wed

by celebuzz on May. 29, 2008 07:56 AM / 2 Comments
Heidi Montag Wants to Wed
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Finally realizing she has no marketable talents, Heidi Montag is now "ready to marry Spencer," the man who has famously helped her make a career out of shopping and wearing a bikini...and sometimes doing both at the same time.

The platinum-maned queen of the photo op told Us Weekly that boyfriend Spencer Pratt is her "soul mate." She claims to have won him over when she "read [him] biblical passages like 'Honor thy wife.' "

Hmmm, lucky for Heidi Spencer didn't notice she was holding the tome upside down. Reading is for ugly people!

If these two thought for one second that they held America in "suspense" as to whether or not they'd ultimately end up together, they were sorely mistaken.

Pam and Jim from The Office, these two are not.

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“Interesting not only that she can read, but that she didn't mention how painful it was to have the Bible burning right into her flesh as she held it.”
Socialite Life
“Even though "The Hills" is on hiatus, the show’s feminist hero Heidi Montag is still newsworthy enough to make it on the latest cover of "Us Weekly."”
Just Jared
“America’s favorite married-couple-to-be Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt hit up the Hurley manufacturing warehouse in Orange County, California.

Hurley, known for skateboarding, surfing, music, and “fun”, was frequently worn by former pop-punk bands blink-182.”
Just Jared
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  • rforrumor 1 yr 5 mos ago
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    they are sooo annoying

  • kkblumush 1 yr 5 mos ago
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    truly truly truly annoying. kinda like Jem was outrageous

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