Heidi Montag: You’ll Wish You Were Born Without Ears
Jun 24, 2008 at 9:18am
Slap in the face to popular music Heidi Montag has a new single: “Fashion.” It defies belief. It sounds like it was recorded in one of those booths at the boardwalk where drunken sailors make their own kareoke videos with passing hookers.
From the opening screech of “hey!”, every attempt at recording-studio sweetening bounces off this girl like subtlety bounces off her boyfriend Spencer Pratt.
There’s also something very wrong with this pinhead singing about high-end fashion labels when she dresses like this.
You can listen to this travesty here. You’ve been warned
The Hills are alive, with the sound of a bloodcurdling hyena yelp masquerading as pop music.
ugh. she needs to get hit by a bus.
Give me the last minute of my life back.. Damnit. She should pay US
the lack of video makes up for it A LOT
seriously?
BEST. SONG. EVER!!!!!!!!!
damn.. if only i were as talented as heidi montag. i’m so jealous.
[quote=rforrumor]damn.. if only i were as talented as heidi montag. i’m so jealous.[/quote]
Touche, darling!
she should do a song with soulja boy
Seriously. Where can I buy a copy of this fabulous album? And when is Spencer’s “New Jay-Z” going to have a release? He’s got a real eye for talent!
I’m keeping my fingers crossed that she will be performing this song at the MTV VMAs. It will be like Britney last year… but even more fantastic!
OMG, AS MUCH AS I HATE SPEIDI I FEEL SORRY FOR HER AND FOE EVERYBODY THAT LOVE THIS TALENTLESS PLASTIC SURGERIE-ADDICTED PERSON . PS : SHE DID NOT EVEN REMEMBER HER LYRICS AT THE MISS UNIVERSE CONCERT AND SHE DID NOT SING LIVE THERE