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Heidi and Spencer Are a Huge Pile of Awesome

by celebuzz on Jun. 27, 2008 05:39 AM / 6 Comments

Could it be more perfect? Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt? On The View? In Las Vegas, the least authentic city in the world?

The two megalomaniacal gun nuts had a sit-down with Barbara, Whoopi and the gals to dish about how The Hills is "100 percent real," how they're "engaged to be engaged," how they've amassed a small fortune for basically showing up places and doing nothing and how the producers of The Hills "have GPS systems on us" to keep track of the duo's many goings-on.

Later on, Heidi put on a little fashion show to parade "some of the hot looks" from Heidiwood's fall collection.

Stupendous!

Peep the video below, then try not to weep as you contemplate how you spent the last five and a half minutes of your life.

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“Perez Hilton is getting all kinds of desperate if his sad ass is meeting Jaysus with these two. Here's Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt heading to church with Perez to hopefully beg for forgiveness.

Frick and Frack have just launched their own social networking site, Speidiweb.com. I would finish this entry, but I'm going to log on so I can meet some douches.

"We're about to launch our social website," Spencer said recently. "It's going be bigger than MySpace, bigger than Facebook."

"Speidi" is trying to take this celebrity power couple thing to the heights of David and Victoria Beckham.

"They're great with their branding, but Speidi is going take it to another level," Heidi says. "I mean, I definitely want to surpass both of them."

Victoria Beckham just looked over and tried to stifle her laughter behind her Birkin Bag. "Wot did that bint just say?"

The nightmare will also feature Heidi's music, so this site is going to be comedy gold..”

Socialite Life

“Just as she has unleashed her vocal "stylings" for the world hear (an auditory experience we liken to medieval torture), we spotted Hills star Heidi Montag, in full makeup, of course, during a photo op at the...(drumroll)... airport!?

Her ever-present BF-slash-manager Spencer Pratt--who obviously devised the brilliant PR stunt to peddle her latest single Fashion--was by her side at Los Angeles International Airport on Monday as the reality TV couple were preparing to depart. Spence, what's so fashionable about LAX and security check-ins?

Heidi, please take our advice: Get new representation AND a new boyfriend. You needed to drop that loser way back in season 2!”

“I can't believe the folks at The View would have the trash from The Hills on their show. When asked if Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were engaged, she says:

"We're engaged to be engaged."

How cute.

Heidi also tells Barbara Walters and the others from The View:

"I'm an aspiring singer."

I don't know how anyone could look at her with a straight face when she says that! Her "Higher" video that Spencer took of her on the beach was one of the most funny things I saw earlier in the year so at least they're a little entertaining sometimes.”

Gabby Babble

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thepeephole 1 yr 4 mos ago
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seriously? barf in my mouth?
mynameisearl 1 yr 4 mos ago
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the world needs to stop celebrating them. it's our fault, not theirs.
lilmissmonk 1 yr 4 mos ago
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she drinks on the show! what a freaking liar.
hwoodgrrl 1 yr 4 mos ago
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complete morons!
xoxojaniepie 1 yr 4 mos ago
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I honestly don't know who I hate more. Heidi Montag or Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
falloutgirl 1 yr 4 mos ago
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Hahaha am i the only one that actually loves them....i mean theyve become millionares from this reality show and staging public apperances. its brilliant!