couples

Heidi and Spencer Are Packing Heat

by celebuzz on Jun. 15, 2008 08:15 AM / 5 Comments

Run for The Hills! Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are armed!

The couple dropped into the Martin B. Retting gun shop in Culver City, California, and they weren't there to ask directions to the nearest tanning salon.

The young Republicans apparently exercised their right to bear arms by purchasing a firearm.

This can only end well. For real. It's only a matter of time before Spencer asks Heidi to peer down his gun barrel and tell him if the bullet looks like it's growing bigger or smaller, quickly followed by Spencer dashing to the Mexican border in a bad brunette wig and a fake mustache.

According to Pratt, they were picking up a piece "for Heidi's protection."

It might be more prudent for them to seek "protection" in the form of a case of Trojans.

Because if Speidi end up spawning and creating a creature with both of their traits, everybody's gonna be making a run to the gun shop.

Quotables /

“Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have something new in common with Angelina Jolie - besides being given a couple nickname...they've been shot by the same man.

Speidi are spotted at an art gallery in Beverly Hills yesterday having their profiles studied by the world-renowned photographer Martin Scholler. And they couldn't be more happy about it.”

Pacific Coast News

Tell Us / Is the world safer or more dangerous because Heidi and Spencer have a gun?

Next Story / Gift-Snaps: Top 10 Father's Day Gifts for Celeb Dads

Also In Couples /

Comments / 1-5 of 5

Sort Oldest First

gorillasayz 1 yr 5 mos ago
Reply

run AWAY from the hills!
rforrumor 1 yr 5 mos ago
Reply

"This can only end well."
LOL SO TRUEEEEE
mraniston 1 yr 5 mos ago
Reply

Eww man, dont even joke about these two having kids. We'd all be doomed!
cameronkitty 1 yr 5 mos ago
Reply

It's totally for Spencer's protection... hes 100x more hated than Heidi
bawwow 1 yr 5 mos ago
Reply

so many speidi posts...insane