Jamie Lynn and Casey's New Love Shack Stalked?

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Looks like Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge are going full speed ahead in prepping for the birth of their precious little snowflake.

The It couple have graced Liberty, Mississippi, with their permanent presence, recently purchasing a five-acre property complete with barn and studio...and it's not a double wide.

They're loading it up with furniture at a breakneck pace, notes People magazine. Furnishings include an ornate four-poster bed, a leather recliner and sofa and baby goodies galore. Hopefully, the young man has realized his about-to-pop baby mama needs help loading up the pickup.

No word on what Casey's toting in the photo above; if they have any sense, it's a set of his-and-hers chastity belts.

As they delve deeper into the nesting process, Jasey (you heard it here first, folks) have already impressed their new neighbors. Notes one local, who has offered help should they ever need a break from their tyke, "They're just a sweet little old couple."

Sure, they're a modern-day version of American Gothic—or the final sign of the coming Apocalypse.

UPDATE: Hope the new spread has one hell of a fence around it. Seems one of the pack of paparazzi who pulled the short straw and got the Mississippi beat has more of a bite than his cronies. Edwin Merrino was arrested Tuesday for harassing Jamie Lynn and Casey. He posted the southern-fried sum of $1,096 for bail and was released.

Merrino disputes the arrest and says he was at least 200 feet away, taking shots with a telephoto lens...except for that one time. "I just think since I was the only one there," he told the McComb Enterprise-Journal, "it was just easier to single me out. The one picture I got was kind of by luck...I saw them at Wal-Mart when I was buying deodorant."

Good thing, 'cause we bet he's sweating now.