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Is Jamie Lynn Spears the Next Britney?

by celebuzz on Jul. 12, 2008 12:08 PM / Leave a Comment
Is Jamie Lynn Spears the Next Britney?
Splash News Online

Apparently, the apple doesn't fall far from the, uh, bigger apple.

The New York Post says that insiders close to Jamie Lynn Spears—who popped out her first young'un, Maddie Briann Aldridge, last month at the tender age of 17—could be following in Britney's chaotic footsteps.

"She only has Diet Coke in the house. How redneck is that?" the newspaper's source reveals.

Uh, dude? She just had a baby, and is probably trying to drop her pregnancy pounds. You think that's going to happen if she fills her fridge with regular Coke?

Either way, it's nice to know there'll be plenty of car-crashing, head-shaving, suicide-attempting zaniness to look forward to in the years to come.

In these uncertain times, some things can still be depended on.

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“"Remember girls, Diet Coke is not an AMA recognized method of birth control"

Wise words indeed from Jamie Lynn Spears. Not even older sister, Britney Spears, could have said better - mainly due to the fact she always has a chicken wing in her mouth.”
Splash News Online
“Ha! I love that this "source" is making such a strong case, by simply examining Jamie Lynn's soft drink preferences. Next thing you know, they'll start saying that her being an unwed teenage mother hints at a misstep in her parents' attempts at child rearing.

But the source did also dish some dirt about the Zooey 101 star's relationship to Casey Aldridge. "Her mama [Lynne] doesn't like him and thinks she can do better. They don't want him anywhere near [Jamie Lynn's] cash." Yeah, well they're about a functioning condom in the past from being able to control that from happening.”
Socialite Life
“It seems that not everything is blissful for Jamie Lynn Spears at the moment, there are rumors that although she is engaged to be married, she does not even like Casey Aldridge.

Jamie Lynn "fell" pregnant when she was 16 (by "falling" on Aldridge's penis... repeatedly). Aldridge will have to weigh things up: teenage parents/scary in-laws/teenage bride Vs truckloads of cash/all the fried chicken he can eat. On a different note here... Dina Lohan, Lynn Spears, 2 tonnes of jell-o, no rules, anyone?”
Splash News Online
“I really gotta hand it to the folks over at OK!. Teen pregnancy looks like it kicks fucking ass! Screw being an astronaut, when I grow up I want to be a 15-year-old whore!”
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