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Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer: Maniston no More?

by Celebuzz on Aug. 13, 2008 10:42 AM / 2 Comments
Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer: Maniston no More?
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If it's true that Jennifer Aniston is planning a $100,000 plastic-surgery makeover, she might want to ask the doctor to give her a brave face. She's going to need it.

British paper the Mirror claims that singer John Mayer, Aniston's most recent beau, has dumped the former Friends star.

"They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger," a Mayer insider tells the paper. "Sadly...John took the decision to end things."

Guess that explains Mayer's recent spit-swapping frenzy with his opening act, Colbie Caillat, at one of his Texas concerts.
 
The source claims that earlier reports that Aniston had her eye on marriage and baby-making with Mayer were false, "but she did want to set a timetable for their future together."

Just goes to show you; one minute you can be all lovey-dovey and sharing your partner's pants. Next thing you know, you're on the Greyhound bus to Splitsville, wondering where it all went wrong.

If the paper's source is to be believed, Aniston is in emotionally stable condition: "Initially, Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision, but...they have spoken on the phone since the split and are trying to remain on good terms."

Huh; Mayer must have laid one of his patented soft-serve dumps on her.

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“Has anyone seen a wailing brunette running down Robertson Blvd., wielding a cleaver and chasing a tattooed douchebag? Hottubing ladies' man John Mayer has dumped Jennifer Aniston, according to the Mirror. That Angelina Jolie death room is going to be back in full swing. She'll find a way to blame her ass.

Maybe he didn't like the new lips.

"There's been a bit of tension for some time," says a source. "They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn't seem to have worked. John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn't ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.

Mayer reportedly had a problem with Aniston's "timetable" for their relationship. Or maybe she wasn't getting him the airplay he thought dating her would come with.
Can't she just BUY a dude to insure a commitment?

Here she is at UCLA. Take a class, Jenn. Get your mind off it. When you stop looking, it will come to you. Hopefully.”
Socialite Life
“Rocker John Mayer and Friends beauty Jennifer Aniston have split, UK newspapers have claimed. The private couple, who are rarely snapped together, reportedly chose to go their separate ways, after Mayer felt he couldn't give Jen the kind of commitment she deserved.

Reports suggest a week trail separation tragically turned into a permanent split, even though pals say Aniston wasn't looking for marriage and children any time soon. This shocking news comes as magazines are rife with reports the pair were heading for marriage.”
Splash News Online
“Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are no more.

Will she ever find true love again in Hollyweird? John Mayer likes men on the side, that doesn't help things either for his future with a leading lady.”
“Friends star Jennifer Aniston has reportedly been dumped by her latest boyfriend, John Mayer. The pair initially decided to spend some time apart, before making the break official earlier this week, according to The Mirror.”
Just Jared
“Brace yourself because Jennifer Aniston got dumped again. Despite rumors last week that they were looking to get married and have kids, John Mayer sent her bratty ass packing. Her getting dumped is like Groundhog Day at this point.

Hahahaha, you suck Jennifer Aniston. Why don’t you stammer and flip your hair some more. It’s so charming. Even that chick who cut off her husbands dick in his sleep got married again. Think about that.”
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  • Richard A.SCrivano 1 yr 2 mos ago
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    I would love to be with Jennifer.

  • celebfanchatraph 1 yr 2 mos ago
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    She deserves to be happy.

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