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Jennifer Aniston May Have Mayer's Baby

by Celebuzz on Aug. 6, 2008 12:00 PM / Leave a Comment
Jennifer Aniston May Have Mayer's Baby
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Jennifer Aniston's womb is causing the kind of rampant speculation that usually leads to market crashes.

Star Magazine claims that, in the wake of all the excitement over the Brangelina twins, the former Friends-ter is gearing up for marriage and baby-making with musician boyfriend John Mayer. After the birth of Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt, Aniston supposedly told a friend, "It's my turn now."

OK! Magazine, meanwhile, lays out detailed wedding plans for a ceremony that the couple will supposedly hold "in the coming months."

Hold on, though; Aniston's rep—no doubt a thoroughly truthful soul—tells Us Magazine that no such plans are in the works, asserting, "Both headlines are complete fabrications."

Which is probably just as well. For one thing, Mayer doesn't exactly have a record of stable relationships. And for another, Mayer might not be the type to tie himself down to any one gender, let alone any one woman.

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“Jennifer Aniston's biological clock kicked into overdrive this week after seeing Brad Pitt in People magazine with his gaggle of kids. Apparently, she's ready to let her uterus be a vessel for John Mayer's offspring and prove she's not a barren witch that lives in a gingerbread house. It's made of graham crackers.

Nothing like having a child out of spite. Because that'll really teach Angelina Jolie a lesson and not fuck the kid up for life. Then again, Jennifer Aniston with prego boobs? Hmm.... The Superficial wishes John and Jennifer the best of luck in their endeavor and would like to point out you can't get pregnant reading this site (yet), so get crackin'. And, John, no showboating; this is serious business, so it'd probably be best if you left your guitar in its case. Harmonica too.”
The Superficial
“Jennifer Aniston will be celebrating two major milestones in her life: turning 40 (in February), and marrying the new love of her life, John Mayer.

“She’s at an age where she is thinking with her head not just her heart,” a source close to the actress tells OK!, adding that the event will take place this fall. “No way would she still be with anyone if marriage wasn’t a real option.”

While Jen had an elaborate and expensive wedding when she married Brad Pitt, this time would be very different.

“She doesn’t want anything elaborate or showy. They are just a perfect match,” says a friend. “And everything about that will come through in this beautiful wedding.””
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