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Jennifer Aniston to Implement Her Procreation Plan

by celebuzz on Jul. 1, 2008 11:08 AM / 8 Comments

Angelina Jolie possibly gave birth today, and all the mania just might have her man Brad Pitt's ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston, in a kid tizzy. Jen seems to believe she's found her dream sperm donor in boyfriend John Mayer.

"It wouldn't be much of a surprise at all if they moved in together by the year's end," a source tells OK! "And if they do, you can bet there will be serious discussions about having children."

Jennifer has been following Mayer all over the world since they began their PDAs several months ago. She's been along on his whirlwind European tour, where the two have been hitting all the hot spots.

Hmmm, you'd think she'd be hunkered down back in the hotel, taking her basal body temp.

Aniston told Vanity Fair in 2005, right after her divorce, that she was aching to have children.

"There's an amazing man who's wandering the streets right now, who's the father of my children," she said. "In five years, I would hope to be married and have a kid...Maybe it's a fairy tale, but I believe in happily ever after."

Think Mayer knows he's the prince in this scenario? And shouldn't he be out acting like a douche in front of the paps and telling them about it?

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“Something about John Mayer seems to bring out the inner poser chameleon in the women he dates. Take, for instance, the gothic transformation we saw Jessica Simpson undergo when she was dating John a year ago or the idolatry Minka Kelly felt for the guitar-toting pretty boy before he dumped her.

The question now is: will Jennifer Aniston be the next lady to adopt John's identity and shed her own? Or is there something more halfway going on between them?

A little conformity is visible in both parties. On the one hand, we've got John looking more preppy (um, obviously not in above photo), getting to know Jen's friends, and supposedly talking about being 'really in love' with Jen.

Then we've got Jen contemplating her first tattoo, looking way too happy, and jet-setting around to John's concerts. Girlfriend even pulled a Jessica-Simpson-like quest into her 'artistic' side this weekend. But instead of doing it with hair dye and red lipstick, Jen's picked up a little photography habit.

After showing up at John's London concert on Saturday, Jen spent almost the entire 45-minute show snapping picture after picture of her new boyfriend as he whined into the microphone on stage.

But until she picks up a guitar...or John starts doing yoga...the jury is still out on who's wearing the pants in this ring.”

Pacific Coast News

“No, don't look at me! I didn't bathe in my usual tub of Evian today. I'm not camera ready. Just, just LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

Jennifer Aniston tried and failed to elude our watchful gaze as she arrived in Los Angeles on Sunday following her romp to London with her beau John Mayer.

We know what you did this summer, Jen. You can't fool us!”

“Okay, We figured Jennifer Aniston must be somewhat flexible. She is dating notorious ladyhound John Mayer after all. But even this position has the randiest of us here a bit perplexed!

Jen spent the weekend with her wimp-rock beau in England, to support his performance at the Glastonbury festival. After dinner at London's La Famiglia restaurant, it seems they hopped in a car and a completely crocked-looking Mayer decided to...well, basically take Jennifer's head and twist it off. Hey, when in London...

In fact, that's not even her, is it? That's one of those dummies people put in the passenger seat of their car so they can scam a trip in the carpool lane! Wonder if it vibrates and starts humming "Waiting On The World To Change" when you stick a quarter in it?”

“At least that's what it looks like in these pictures of John and Jennifer Aniston getting cozy while the two of them leave La Famiglia restaurant in London after a romantic dinner together.

Wow, Jennifer's become quite bendy with all the yoga she does. That looks like an incredibly awkward pose, but she nails it. These two have been quietly been going strong, with Aniston attending the Hard Rock Festival to watch her honey perform in London's Hyde Park.

She turned the camera on her boyfriend while she stood in the wings, snapping pics of John as he performed on Saturday. In fact, she also accompanied Mayer to the Brixton Academy, where he sang on Friday and the two left together just before midnight.

Luckily for Jennifer, she was taking pictures of him making music, otherwise he might have been pissed.”

Socialite Life

“This isn't Jennifer Aniston rushing through LAX airport to escape the paparazzi, this is Jennifer Aniston rushing off to the nearest photo developers!

The former friends actress has just returned from the UK after spending some worthy days snapping her new love interest, John Mayer. The actress joined the musician as he performed at a couple of venues in London, including one in Hyde Park (where close pal Sheryl Crow also performed). It was here Jen could be seen at the side of the stage taking snap after snap. Perhaps a momento for her "My Hunky Boyfriends" scrapbook.”

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neverneverland 1 yr 4 mos ago
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"There's an amazing man who's wandering the streets right now, who's the father of my children," she said. "In five years, I would hope to be married and have a kid...Maybe it's a fairy tale, but I believe in happily ever after."

AWWWWWWWW marry her john!!!!!!!!
barfbag 1 yr 4 mos ago
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she is such a strong woman... i don't know how she handles hearing all of the press about brad and angelina and their kids. she deserves to have happiness of her own!!!
dancingqueen 1 yr 4 mos ago
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if they move in together, i think it'll get more serious from there.
drama4mama 1 yr 4 mos ago
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If Mayer wasn't already, he sure will be scared off after this.
thrudawire 1 yr 4 mos ago
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I love the title of this post!! love you celebuzz!
hwoodgrrl 1 yr 4 mos ago
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She sucks!!
noah 1 yr 4 mos ago
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Mayer is awesome. Aniston is straight up Scurvy.
zagge 1 yr 4 mos ago
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I think they are in love.let them bee