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Jennifer Aniston's Extreme Makeover?

on Jun. 27, 2008 12:32 PM / 9 Comments

It's Jennifer Aniston, the $100,000 Woman! "We can rebuild her. We can make her more busty, perkier, svelter..."

According to Star magazine, Aniston is planning to undergo $100,000 in cosmetic-surgery, presumably to tighten her grip on current beau John Mayer.

The planned overhaul is said to include a bust bump-up that would bring her into line with former Mayer loves Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love-Hewitt, along with lipo, cellulite treatments and skin facials.

"Jen wants John to think she's the sexiest woman alive, and having her breasts done and flattening her trouble spots will help her confidence," a pal of the actress tells the paper.

Wow, Jen; hope all of that is refundable; so you can get your money back when John inevitably dumps your reconstructed bust.

Here's a thought: Why not invest that money in therapy instead. Desperation isn't something a scalpel can remove.

Is John in love with Jen or with the headlines?
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Comments / 1-9 of 9

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  • sharkbait 1 yr 4 mos ago

    Nothing can fix her ugliness

  • thrudawire 1 yr 4 mos ago

    She looks like an old granny in that dress. Step it up hun.

  • cameronkitty 1 yr 4 mos ago

    I dont believe anything Star magazine says

  • mraniston 1 yr 4 mos ago

    Jennifer,

    You know i love you unconditionally. Don't change for this stupid crooner. Seriously, i know you're smarter.

  • neverneverland 1 yr 4 mos ago

    She needs the surgery. John is sooo going to dump her soon

  • rforrumor 1 yr 4 mos ago

    that's like 5 seconds of FRIENDS airtime.

  • lilmissmonk 1 yr 4 mos ago

    Trouble spots??

    Where are those located. Am i blind?

  • Murphy 1 yr 4 mos ago

    Don't believe it ! I highly doubt Jenn would do that ...

  • noah 1 yr 4 mos ago

    one word: vaginoplasty

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